Lamared 

To be cockblocked. To be buddy fucked. To be screwed over by a buddy.

I can't believe my best friend lamared me and told my wife about last night.

I was trying to hit on the hot girl in the corner but that guy over there just lamared me!

Lamared by Jabrlong March 27, 2008

Lagered 

Coloquial term for getting lashed in the UK, whereby lager is the beverage of choice. Often carried out by young males as part of night out.

Fancy getting get bloody lagered tonight m8?

Lagered by Mk2 August 24, 2009

lamerci

The type of ratchet ghetto chick that will use her child as a pawn to make the father mad because she's a non-factor in his life. Will only have a job for a couple of months out of the year just to claim her child on her taxes. Sleep in old basement with her lesbian lover. Just all around distasteful vengeful demeanor.

Omg! Please don't don't be a lamerci tonight we need to focus!

lamerci by WHACkyKnAcks March 15, 2017

lameen 

Lameen is a strong girl with a soft inside but hard shell she is beautiful and confident and knows so. She is also very protective of people she loves and will do anything for them. She is very smart and usally has 2-3 besties because of her personality. Lameen will trust a certain amount of people. She is hard to get, courageous, funny, smart, and caring. She is also very athletic and goofy. Get a bestfriend named Lameen. Lameen's name truly defines who she is.

Girl:i wish i was Lameen.
Guy:i wish i had Lameen.

lameen by Anabelle Saint July 4, 2018

butt lamprey

One who survives not by his own virtue or hard work, but by consuming the excrement of others by continually hanging on to those others' rectum. See 'butt leech'.

"Motorola management is nothing more than a collection of in-bred butt lampreys."

butt lamprey by arf_burnt January 27, 2010

latered

Used to describe the extent of drunkenness at any given state.

Dan and I drank so much last night, we were so latered.

Dude you are way to latered to drive.

latered by Bobby Steele April 1, 2007

Lazered 

The act of playing laser tag with a group of friends after dropping acid.

Only losers get slizzered, all the cool kids these days go get lazered

Lazered by Bnerdlatin January 16, 2011