hoop-dee

A ramshackle car. Or, in other words, an old dilapidated vehicle in severe disrepair. A hoop-dee is probably unsafe for most of the general population to drive/ride around in, especially children, those who are pregnant, the disabled and elderly.

beater
clunker
hoop-d
heap
jalopy
lemon
ramshackle
wreck

Didya see the hoop-dee that he bought off Craig's list? It's kinda rough. I really hope he doesn't drive his pregnant girlfriend around in that.

hoop-dee by OomaDeOoman February 21, 2012

hoop it

A term used in prison for storing contraband within one's anus.

How can i get this butterfly knife on the yard to shank that shit talking scrap?
-Hoop it!

hoop it by EvilEd5150 July 26, 2016

Hoop Earring Theory 

The idea that the size of one's hoop earrings is directly correlated with one's promiscuity

Mike: Should I ask Sarah out?

Josh: I dunno man, she's got some big hoops.

Mike: What do you mean?

Josh: You've never heard of Hoop Earring Theory? Also known as "the bigger the hoop the bigger da ho."

Hoop Earring Theory by Wyla Merryweather August 26, 2013

hoop dream 

A dream very unlikely to be fulfilled, or any wild or fantastic notion, synonymous with the term 'pipe dream'.

Her plans for a career in music are nothing but a hoop dream.

hoop dream by Gohn Gardenza December 24, 2010

Hoop-tail 

A word which describes the time period as to when a "Hoopstache" has grown to a certain length, that it can by tied into a pony-tail.

Dude, the other day, Sarah was getting out the shower, and her hoop-tail got caught in the shower curtain. We had to cut it off and she was devastated, she'd been growing it for 3 years now.

Hoop-tail by charlie super awesome smith August 15, 2009

Hoop Fit 

Hoop fit is someone that has toned body from playing basketball.

"Damn, she is fine and she is hoop fit!"
"he took his shirt off, and he was so hoop fit"

Hoop Fit by JamieDS March 20, 2010

Hoop Diddy Diddy Hoop Diddy Do 

A good way for Queen Fans to annoy their boring friends. This reference is from Headlong by Queen

Person a- Man I just failed my test

Person b- Hoop Diddy Diddy Hoop Diddy Do
Person a- Are you even listening?

Hoop Diddy Diddy Hoop Diddy Do by Mr Fahrenheit 😘 October 15, 2019