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To act like a total jackass while drunk or intoxicated.
Question: Mommy, why is Dad laying on the bathroom floor with ketchup in his chest-hair?

Answer: Honey, Daddy is hoffing again, just leave him alone.
Hoffing by Tyney August 4, 2009
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halo-hooking 

The act of earning money by being a girl willing to play Halo (a popular war-based video game) with lonely, lonely boys. Detailed in an xboxlive.ign article of March 10, 2010.
"I texted Shana but she couldn't come out, she's Halo-hooking to get some martini money for the club this weekend."
halo-hooking by zippedy-doo-da March 23, 2010

urban hooking 

Putting a fishing hook through a girls pussy lips and say “I GOT A FISH, I GOT A BIG FISH!”
“I was urban hooking Johns mom last night!”
urban hooking by John Street Ave. February 14, 2022

48 hour rule (hooking up)

When trying to get with a girl and something/someone inturrepts it, one has 48 hours to seal the deal. If failed one spirals deep into the friend zone
john: Hey man my dad walked in on me and stacy last night.
rick: bro you got 48 hours to seal the deal or else its the friend zone for you.
john: ohhh the 48 hour rule (hooking up)
Administering psychoactive drugs via enema...aka stuffin' E up yer ass.
"C'mon brah...you gonna hoop that shit or what? I can't hold up the bottle of KY forever."

"Maaan...hooping is so dirty."
hooping by Audiovox Telus April 10, 2006

Hooking Up 

Hooking up has come to define sexual relationships for most of today's teens and young women. It can mean anything from kissing and touching to oral sex or intercourse. Vagueness is its hallmark. "A girl can say, 'I hooked up with so-and-so,' and no one knows what she did. It protects you and makes you a player at the same time," -Aparicio (Sophomore at Boston University)

<http://www.boston.com/yourlife/relationships/articles/2007/02/13/hooking_up_is_the_rage_but_is_it_healthy/>.
I was just hooking up with this guy and man did it blow my mind.
Hooking Up by qwerty13 March 29, 2009