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Something a confused 9 year old boy said when what he really meant was "Golly Gee", or maybe "Jeezum Crow".
"Golly Joe! I thought that was a girl" he said about a guy.
Golly Joe by Benbino September 16, 2006

Golly Whomper 

A very large person of considerable weight, usually an overweight female with flabby arms and a turkey neck, can be seen at local buffets sitting at a corner table eating their weight in greasy fried food and samples of every dessert.
Would you look at the damn golly whomper at the dessert bar she must be 500 lbs short of a ton of lard!
Golly Whomper by Samsonmore August 9, 2017

golly gee gosh

Usually used as a apologetic term
I didn't mean to, golly gee gosh
golly gee gosh by I'm blue' December 12, 2016

Golly Whoppers 

An exclamation of shock or surprise. Similar to "Golly Gosh" or "Oh my days".
Golly whoppers that's big!
She sat on his face?! Golly whoppers!
Golly Whoppers by Daff75020 February 10, 2008

Golly gee wilikers 

Something that only small boys named who got adopted by a 40 year old vigilante who likes dressing up as a bat in the middle of the night to fight penguins, ice spice, and clowns
Golly gee wilikers Batman that’s crazy!

Golly Whopper 

A penis that, when presented in the *whop form to an audience of one or more, evokes a "gollllly!"

*zip, *WHOP. *silver ware and dishes on table rattle
Elle May: "GOLLLLLLEEE!"
Guy: I know.



Crocodile Dundee: "That ain't a golly whoppa, thIS is a golly whoppa!"


golly whopper