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A profound regret and embarrassment caused by the creeping, heavy stench of an un-planned, ill-timed yet unavoidable "number 2" restroom visitation; commonplace in fast-food restaurants, college dormitories and other semi-intimate settings with notoriously poor air circulation.
I don't think I got the job, I bad duced-up at the break. WTF, who puts the shitter that close to the kitchen...? Everyone just scattered...
Duced-Up by YAWA August 11, 2016
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Charlatan Duchess 

She is a middle aged woman trying to live out her childhood fantasies of being a princess by manipulating a stupid British prince into marrying her by pretending to be pregnant. She is not liked by the British people and spends a lot of taxpayer dollars trying to get them to like her. She also spends a lot of time obsessing about her image on social media and spreading gossip about Kate Middleton.

Ducks in a row 

To have oneself in complete composure; to make sure things are running smoothly
If you're going to go parachuting in the nude, make sure you have your ducks in a row.
Ducks in a row by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Dub deuces

Rims on a vehicle which are twenty two inches in diameter.
Sheeeeeit, that nug got that bich up on dub deuces!
Dub deuces by Chadwick April 1, 2003
When two men proceed in the handshake of "blowing it up" stoping time at the furthest point and "reversing time" and bringing it back to the original position.
When Thomas met Matthew in the hall way they Ducrest it up.
Ducrest by MTAHTOTMHAESW March 13, 2009

the dudesons

four crazy Finnish guys who have a death wish. they are Jarppi, HP, Jukka and Jarno. they live on a farm on the Arctic Circle. they also own a pet pig named britney. they have their own show "the dudesons" on spike tv with guest appearances like Bam Margera. the motto they live by is: "When you're old you don't want to think about the things you didn't do, you want to think of the things you did do!" to them it doesn’t matter if this means doing a blindfolded car jump or putting your testicles into a mousetrap! which they have actually done before. They are hilarious and less intimidating than the guys on jackass.
"these guys started before jackass started" - steve-o
"the dudesons fucking rock" - bam margera
Damn, dude, that new video game is ducksnuts!
Ducksnuts by Kyle Bause April 12, 2008