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jewish daywalker 

The Jewish-daywalker is someone who is Jewish on the father's side vs on the mothers side . As Jewish laws says you are only Jewish if your it comes from the mother. Someone who is Jewish from the side of the father has all the power of being Jewish without the consequences be being fully Jewish.

Jewish-daywalker abilities include but are not limited to:
Eating pork

Getting a discount on the pork they just ate
Knowing the market price of pork

Write you a prescription for pork
Defend your right to eat pork
I thought the jewish people were not allowed to eat bacon. It's ok, he's a jewish daywalker .
jewish daywalker by J.Daywalker April 4, 2016

Empress Daywalker 

A Daywalker that has gained elite status among the ranks of other daywalkers. They have the power to walk in broad daylight, and can assume the shape of a human. Easily distinguishable, with red hair, pale skin in July, and freckles. Prey on humans while they sleep, much like a vampire, but instead collect souls in a pickle jar. Not to be confused with wife.
Dude look out that chicks definitely an empress daywalker.
How can you tell?
Just look at all those freckles, and she smells like pickles.

reverse daywalker 

Someone who doesn't look at all like a ginger but, like them, have no soul. Their sneaky because it could be anyone and everyone.
Victoria: hmmmm you don't look like a ginger but you don't have a soul
Eric: oh, you caught me, i'm a reverse daywalker

Reverse Daywalker 

Anyone who has pale skin and freckles, without gross ginger hair. May or may not have souls, this has yet to be determined.
Victoria is a Reverse Daywalker. Eww! Thats gross!

The Daywalker  

When you are half asian half white but totally gay.
Bradford is a the daywalker because he just is because he is a half breed.

Reverse Daywalker 

A being that has the pale skin of a ginger without having their gross red hair. May or may not have souls. Extrem caution should be used when around reverse daywalkers
"Look at victorias pale skin... Victoria is a total reverse daywalker. " "Thats gross!!!"
Reverse Daywalker by gingerkiller420 September 12, 2011

dale the drywaller 

Guy who has been around the trade for over 30 years
Dale the drywaller well hung, screwed and nailed all over your house

If you dont like his prices bring your wife and maybe he will dicker