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hooded dangler 

n. an impressive flaccid dong with ample foreskin.
Have you ever seen a hooded dangler up close?”

Louisiana Crab Dangler 

A sexual position in which someone performs oral sex on their partner while doing an upside down backwards crab-walk across the floor.
Dude, she gave me Louisiana Crab Dangler the whole way from the kitchen to the bedroom.
Louisiana Crab Dangler by xvampirousx September 25, 2008

Dandy Dangler

That otherwise dandy boy that enjoys walking around a men's locker room completely disrobed after showering. The Dandy Dangler type enjoy shaving, blow drying their hair and even introducing themselves and conducting conversations with others while completely naked.
Jeff: Back in a minute Broohhhh! Gotta run to the locker room and take a piss.
John: Ok Brahhhh! Watch out for that Ron guy that comes here. I saw him go in the locker room about 10 minutes ago.
Jeff: Great. That dude's a Dandy Dangler. He was chatting me up good the other day and I got no time for a sausage party in there.
Dandy Dangler by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

Townsville dangler 

dried mucus found hanging from the nostril.
Jesus mate, tidy up that Townsville dangler will ya.
Townsville dangler by acoustinaut January 20, 2009

The Dangler 

A person who pulls just there nuts out of there boxers in a place with lots of people. (Most likely in a locker room)If you pull this off you will be crowned with the name the dangler.
Dude your nuts were ghoslty white, but now your the dangler.
The Dangler by Ballsmith April 28, 2009

karat dangler 

(noun)

A woman who finds it of utmost importance to flaunt her engagement/wedding ring at all times.
"Who does that karat dangler think she's impressing? Like I've never seen a rock before."
karat dangler by Lush February 25, 2004