Crump

The alignment and angleing of a female's legs, arms and torso during coitus that best enhances the chance of a fanny fart.

Dont you think the sound of a motor boat sounds like a fanny fart? I think i will crump my girlfriend tonight and find out?

My girlfriend crumped during sex and woke the next door neighbour with her fanny fart.

Crump by High Maintenance December 26, 2008

Crump

living family member of someone you admit you murdered.

I sent flowers to the crump on the anniverary of his brother's death.

Crump by Infinite and empty December 17, 2008

Crump

A mixture of emotions of cranky and grumpy.

I had a bad day today and I feel so crumped!

Crump by Leaha & Kristina March 25, 2009

crump

An old maid school teacher

Student #1: That poor woman. Three eyes, or is that a wart?

Student #2: It's a wart, see the hair growin' out of it?

Student #1: Oh yeah. Too bad, she'll always be a crump.

Crump: Quiet back there!

crump by Jimmy D October 13, 2003

crump

an expression of exasperation or excitement.

What the crump? or thats crumpin awesome. and as mrs. lowery put it, its crumpin' hot in here.

crump by Master P July 31, 2003

crump

Two words combined:

Grumpy + Cranky.

1. (After being lambasted by one's teacher for something relatively inconsequential), she says to her friend, "God, what a crump!"

crump by lastcrazyhorn May 10, 2008

Crump

The cum covered shit a person will take after someone ejaculates in their ass during anal sex.

Adam: Hey man, where's your girl?

Pete: She's in the bathroom taking a crump. We tried anal last night.

Crump by Bahaha MT January 28, 2012