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colder than a polar bear's cock 

when it's so cold you don't know what to do with yourself.
Jack: Wowsers it's frigid as hell up in these peaks.

Daniel: I know, right. It's fucking colder than a polar bear's cock, that's for sure.

crock of shite 

See crock of shit.

Term which implies something is ridiculous/not very good.
"St. Anger? What a crock of shite."
crock of shite by Kelly December 22, 2004

Schrodinger's Cock 

The state a penis exists in when it has not quite reached a full erection. In this state, we must rule the penis is both flaccid and firm.
I must say, that average looking girl over there has rendered me with Schrodinger's Cock.

clean someone's clock 

I am about ready to clean someone's clock.

what's crack'n? 

Teenage slang for "Hello, How are You."
Reggy, what's crack'n?ya'll?
what's crack'n? by Martin A. Miller September 10, 2008

That's cock! 

From the 1970's meaning that's cool, that's the bomb, that's the shit.
You're getting a new car "That's cock!"
That's cock! by PoppaG September 27, 2014