cop

means to buy, get something.

Abdul: you wanna come down to the corner shop? Tj is coming too.

Tyrell: nahh need to go cop something real quick.

cop by demcurrymuncherss April 6, 2021

Cop

singular for policeman, trigger happy scumbags always prone to abuse their power, famously incompetent and with a penchant for covering their own shenanigans like the glorified mobster militia they are. usually rejects from the military, despised by left and right wingers alike, they are the tool with which governments enforce their role when people don't behave like the drooling consumers they're supposed to be.

"where's Mike? i thought we all agreed to be at the park by noon!"
"give him a rest Jim, he's at the vet, a *cop* shot his dog because he was barking at him, said he feared for his safety"
"what a pig!"

Cop by Oxyura leucocephala July 23, 2021

cop

Police officer. Your direct interface with the Government.

You shouldnt hate cops. Hate the game, not the playa

cop by Califonication April 28, 2003

cop

a type of police officer who uses minors with nice cars as a scapegoat for their sexual perfomance problems and one who takes our marijuana and charges us with intent to sell

That cop pulled me over in my porsche, searched my car and took my pot....fucking cunt.

cop by sarah April 23, 2003

cop

Someone whos making your life more difficult or ruins a moment by acting in a blatantly and obnoxious law-abiding manner.

When you're trying to get downtown and the asshole in front of you is going 20mph when he should be doing 30.

"can you believe this guy? what a fuckin cop"

cop by Jamie Viva May 27, 2006

cop

50, po-po, fags, no good drug coppers saying that they are just taking them so u don't hurt urself but they are just out to get high themselves.

That damn cop took all the bud.

cop by five ooooo April 24, 2003

cop

refering to a prison guard while incarcerated.

"the cops shook down my cell"

cop by x July 27, 2003