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Ancient Chinese Secret
A common product or process, that is available to anyone, but is passed off by the person using it as if it were secret or uncommon.
The owner of the laundry told the customer that he knew an "Ancient Chinese Secret" for getting his customer's clothes so clean, but his wife knew that he used a common detergent that anyone could buy.
Ancient Chinese Secret by Orlando_Taz March 29, 2013
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Chodesia
Chodesia (cho-dee-zhuh) Noun, Origin: Latin
Dried up taint juice along the choda including the back side of a formerly sweaty sack.
Chodesia is often wasted during the bathing process. It is best used when wiped along a female's leg for example leaving a colorless streak of fine fragrance similar to perfume.
Dried up taint juice along the choda including the back side of a formerly sweaty sack.
Chodesia is often wasted during the bathing process. It is best used when wiped along a female's leg for example leaving a colorless streak of fine fragrance similar to perfume.
After spending the afternoon brewing up a fresh batch of chodesia I wiped it on your mom's leg last night while snuggling.
Chodesia by Joe B. Black June 18, 2009
chinese raccoon
An Asian or oriental person, who hangs around the canteen or dining area eagerly awaiting free food or left overs. They may even search through sell by dates on the back of crisps or chocolate in the hope they'll get them cheap or for nothing
Amanda: "does anyone want these monster munch for nothing?????"
Paul: " fucking hell did you see how fast Ray was there?? if there's owt for nowt hes like a chinese raccoon."
Paul: " fucking hell did you see how fast Ray was there?? if there's owt for nowt hes like a chinese raccoon."
chinese raccoon by duringthewar April 22, 2015
Chinese snub
Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap. This is not when the Chinese fail to roll out a red carpet for the U.S. President, as some media outlets suggest.
Chinese snub by anthawi September 6, 2016
Succulent Chinese Meal
Also known as Democracy Manifest. Often a considered a crime. Eating a succulent chinese meal is grounds for being placed under arrest by people who know their Judo well. Proper methods of detention include but are not limited to being placed under a nice headlock and having your limp penis grabbed and ready to be received. It is custom to salute the chaps with a "Tah-Tah and farewell" if ever in this situation.
Guy 1: Did you hear Charles Dozsa was out eating a Succulent Chinese Meal yesterday>
Guy 2: Oh no! Let's hope his penis and head are fine!
Guy 2: Oh no! Let's hope his penis and head are fine!
Succulent Chinese Meal by TheGusBus69 July 30, 2021
harder than Chinese calculus
A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.
That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.
My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."
My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."
harder than Chinese calculus by Chris4444 January 9, 2012