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Ponce de le Chaunce 

someone who is the epidome of a chaunce a.k.a, total fool. This a takeoff on the famous name in history, Ponce de Leon.
"Dude, J.P. is such a Ponce de le Chaunce"
Ponce de le Chaunce by drew March 12, 2004

Illinois Chaunce 

The greatest and most exquisite form of hanging out with the boys. An Illinois Chaunce is something that only the most extreme party animals take part in. Illinois Chaunces take place in any area, primarily basements. Blunts, brews, and the boys predominately reign at the Chaunce, but women often times are there.
Hey what are you guys doing tonight?
I’m going to an Illinois Chaunce.
Wow, what an animal.
Illinois Chaunce by jerrybeez8 March 11, 2019

No Chance, Bro 

The arbitrary response when a male accomplice talks about, or even merely refers to, your sister. Often, the one that mentioned her gets cut off mid-sentence, the other not even caring about the remaining sentence.
"Hey dude, isn't that your sis--"
"No chance, bro."
"Huh?"

"Man, your dad just called your sister had a car cr--"
"No chance, bro."
"Hell is wrong with you, boy?!"
No Chance, Bro by Chiggaman January 7, 2009

Chance The Trapper 

Youtuber and streamer Who Has a Snapchat Account where He Post the most Elite Memes on his snapchat account Chance_Greatnes , Going there will most likely cure all your depression.
Yo you see those new "Chance The Trapper memes".

Chauncer 

A jaunty little moron. A self-satisfied fool.
That silly chauncer actually believes he's the best poker player in the world.
Chauncer by TMx April 20, 2013

Last Chance Ranch

This is a state where she has made up her mind and she IS leaving you. She's actually giving you one more last public performance to show your craziness. This will undeniably prove to everybody you know mutually that she is 101% justified for leaving you.
So I heard Theresa's taking you back at the last chance ranch, I really hope that you don't fuck it up for yourself . That would be a damn shame, I mean she is the prettiest girl that you're ever going to get...
Last Chance Ranch by Ranchgirls December 18, 2020