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Bourbon Uncle 

The male version of your cool wine aunt. They don’t want any kids but, they want to spoil their nieces and nephews; living out their family child dynamic through them.
I know, by looking at him you wouldn’t think he’s a Bourbon Uncle. Jax looks so good with the kids and they love being around him and Veronica; their Wine Aunt but, neither want kids.
Bourbon Uncle by Kittyslyfox February 12, 2022
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bourbon bog 

After a hard night on the bourbon you will usually find that the next morning that it can be quite difficult to do a turd, it is quite large, very dark brown and unnusually sticky, this is called the bourbon bog.
my bourbon bog was so sticky and enlarged that i was on the toilet for at least 3 hours and it ripped all the hair from my ass on its way out.
bourbon bog by shaneaisbett July 2, 2004

Bourbon Balls 

The edible art of boubon balling: pour a shot of chocolate syrup into one's mouth, dip your lover's balls into Whisky Bourbon, insert the boubon soaked balls into the chocolate filled mouth. Gargle, swish, and swallow; it's a delightfully sweet and salty treat!
*Warning: May casue a burning sensation on testicles*
Dick: My girlfriend totally bourbon balled me last night!
Jane: I love my boyfriend's bourbon balls!
Bourbon Balls by Jboydance February 4, 2010

Bourbon Meyer 

A drink originating from Columbus Ohio. It involves an orange and blue cocktail which changes to scarlet and grey once Bourbon is added.

It is rumored the concoction will eventually be fueled by the tears of Michigan fans shattered dreams.
Bartender! Another Bourbon Meyer please! The Buckeyes just won another National Championship!
Bourbon Meyer by Benny1985 November 29, 2011

Bourbon Legend 

An Urban Legend scenario created or enhanced by generous or bountiful use of alcoholic beverages.
"Did Oscar really dance naked at the company party or is that just a Bourbon Legend?"
Bourbon Legend by Pat Lanagan April 9, 2008

Bourbon Meyer 

A whiskey/bourbon cocktail named in honor of the current University of Florida football coach, Urban Meyer. Formulas vary, but my personal favorite is:

(on the rocks in a pint glass)

Bourbon - 3 shots
Lime juice - 1 shot

Fill the rest of the glass with half sweet tea, half Coca-Cola.

Enjoy!
I got so drunk on Bourbon Meyers at the Tennessee tailgate that I don't remember the first half!
Bourbon Meyer by ramma jamma August 23, 2008

Bourbon Street Trifecta 

A variety of Bourbon Street, New Orleans, drinks that are known to give you the "full" Bourbon Street experience. They include a Hurricane, a Hand Grenade, and VooDoo daiquiri.
"Last night I had the Bourbon Street trifecta...needless to say, it was a wild one"