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Speedover Beethoven 

The most overplayed DDR song, officially. It replaces both V (for extreme) and Daikenkai because those songs require some level of skill, whereas Speedover Beethoven requires virtually none at its lower levels (and it's got little cartoon guys spinning around in the background! LOL!!!111) People also play this song because the recognize the tune ('Fur Elise') even though they can't name it. Doing badly on Speedover Beethoven on beginner or light is probably a sign that one of your feet have been amputated while you weren't looking.
beginner: Aw shit man this DDR stuff looks hard better start easy with that song they play in the demo, whats it called, speedy beethoven, while I'm at it, I should play it for all three songs, since it's not like people ever get tired of hearing the same song over and over again.

goth chick who feels the need to correct other people on their dance styles: actually it's 'speedover beethoven'. it's a really tough song, but I manage to pass just because I'm so good.

bystander: HAHA OH WOW LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE GUYS WITH BIG HEADS IN THE BACKGROUND HEY GUYS COME CHECK THIS OUT!
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The Beethoven 

The Beethoven is where a guy is about to bust on a girls face but then slaps her in the face and while her head is turned he busts in her ear.
Wolfgang: Hey Luddy, what did you last night?

Ludwig: Dude, I totally gave Olga the Beethoven last night. She lost all of her hearing in her left ear!
The Beethoven by lightninglegs October 17, 2011

beethovens 69th symphony 

the act of receiving oral sex while playing the piano
-dude my girlfriend just gave me a beethovens 69th symphony.
i didnt know she could play piano?
-she cant.
beethovens 69th symphony by DJ.B November 7, 2010

Baethoven 

(proper noun): that bitch you like, but she doesn't fuckin listen.
I tried telling Baethoven that it's the bottom of the ninth, score's tied, bassists loaded, but it fell on deaf ears.
Baethoven by mashem September 30, 2016

beethovened 

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's ear just as Beethoven used to insert a horn into his ear to hear.
I beethovened Heather so hard last night.
beethovened by hobeaux January 16, 2012

beethovas 

A very attractive blasian man I would sleep with.
Anyone: Is that Beethovas?!

Anyone Else: That sexy bastard, yes.
beethovas by BryansBeans February 20, 2022
Alternate pronunciation of Beethoven, a famous composer. Word created by an actor portraying Schroeder in the musical "You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown".
14 more days until Beetooven's birthday!
Beetooven by Mischevious Sally Brown February 27, 2008