A person who is not to be trifled with. Willis, spelled W-I-L-L-I-S, can be translated into the words Alice 2.2, reighncheph and mimsy, although none of these words effect or determine the existence of a Willis-Red. Willis-Red, hereby refereed to as Willis, is one who studies and worships the effects of bishism. He is extremely wise, and is always ready to give advice as long as questions have three q's in the
first word and have seven commas in the overall question. His favorite animals are the seal and
the polar bear, although he hates all arctic creatures. He once found
the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. There is no man, woman, child or aardvark that is greater or more clever then Willis. Willis's name will appear everywhere, but if you look for him, he will not be found.
