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Wetty Necky Spin Cycle 3000 Deluxe 

When a Male lays down on top of a roomba naked while erect and have the roomba spin around while the female gives him a blow job.
Mark: "Oh, what did you and Jessica do last night?"
James: "I got lucky, she gave me the Wetty Necky Spin Cycle 3000 Deluxe!"
Mark: "Nice dude!"

Wetty Warmer 

peeing in your wetsuit while out in the surf to provide warmth.
It was 10*C in the water, but the surf was great, so I did a wetty warmer and stayed out another 1/2 hour
Wetty Warmer by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Wetty flap 

A pussy that is wet all of the time
My girl is so horny. She’s got a wetty flap 24/7
Wetty flap by Wettyflap3000 January 4, 2019

wetty boy 

an individual who is lacking the ability to socialise normally. He/She will often find themselves on there own doing weird things which others would think as being pretty lame.
User: 'That kid is such a wetty boy, he does nothing cool, ever!'
wetty boy by JDDDDDP October 8, 2012

Wetty Fap 

Me: I can't believe that ski accident turned Trent into a quadriplegic.

Friend: yeah, it's sad man. All he does all day is watch TV and Wetty Fap.
Wetty Fap by Chalz818 December 29, 2015

WETTY FAP 

Fetty wap when he faps he shoot a big wetty fap
Ayo did you commit a Wetty Fap , Fetty Wap?
WETTY FAP by Yochi22 April 26, 2021