Water 

A erection's arch nemesis

Andrew and Jamie were naked and making out near the pool. Jamie's pussy was soaking wet and Andrew cock was rock-solid and 11 inches long. When Andrew stood up he accidentally fell in the pool. Then it happened. His testicles instantly shriveled up, his cock stung, and the water flushed out all the blood and filled his dick. When he got out, Jamie was laughing at the size of his dick. Instead of being as solid as rock, his dick was as soft as a blanket and instead of being 11 inches long, his cock was the size of a popcorn kernel. Jamie ran up to him and they kept making out. When they kissed, Andrew had something go into his mouth, While kissing, Andrew opened his eyes and looked at Jamie's sweater. There was a pack of VIAGRA in the pocket... and one was missing. Suddenly all the water in his cock started dripping out and his dick became warm again, his testicles slowly started drooping, and his cock instantly started stretching out again, eventually poking Jamie. As they laughed, they kept making out.

Water by Suki1234 January 24, 2018

Water 

If you don't know what water is, welcome to Earth!

Alien: "WTF is this thing called... Water?"

Water by DCOgle July 17, 2014

water 

a liquid you need to drink at least once every 3 days to survive

Guy 1: i want water

guy 2: here you go

guy 1: thanks

water by redydfeyg November 24, 2014

water 

A blut dipped in entombing fluid
Also know as Sherm, Wet, Fry

Don't mess with that water, it will have you trippin

water by L- Frame October 10, 2003

Water 

Method of raising plants that increases production quantity and effieciency. Also see, Hydroponic.

Take that shit down slow, it's the water.

Water by Zothip October 4, 2005

water 

general female population at an event.

guy " Hows the water? "

bouncer " Warm "
or
bouncer " only tap "

warm = hot chicks all around!
cold = average to low quality!

Bottled = 19 - 27
Tap = 27 - 35
Lake = Cougars!!!!!!!!

water by Tygeromie February 5, 2007

water 

Water is a element of earth and it is also something you can drink it is a transparent liquid and about 90% of the human body is made up of it and even most of the earth is water.

"Todd toss us a bottle of water"
"Ok james"

Another example:
"Todd lets go swimming in the sea today" (the sea is water)
"Yeah that should be really fun james lets go"

water by omgminearia December 30, 2016