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Vaginal Discharge 

A fun thing for men but often annoying for women since it can leave a stain on her panties.
My vaginal discharge is ruining all my underwear!

Vaginal synchronization 

When several women, who have never or hardly met, start spending time together and theirs vaginas synchronize and decide to bleed on the same day.
When Karen, Lauren, and Mary started running together their vaginas went under vaginal synchronization and they all perioded on the same day.

Vaginal Complacency 

When a man has low self-esteem and latches on to the first piece of scuz that looks in his direction at a bar. This illness usually results in the dismay of subject's friends as well as an over-inflated sense of accomplishment
Look at the pig Joe is talking to. My god, his vaginal complacency is at it's all time worst.
Vaginal Complacency by tactrash April 23, 2008

Vaginal Entrepreneur 

One who explores personal business options with the use of her vagina. A prostitute.
Shelly's day job wasn't working out, so she decided to go into the business of vaginal entrepreneurship.

John: So, what do you do for a living?
Shelly: I'm a vaginal entrepreneur.
John: You mean a prostitute?

vaginal trumpet 

When you're eating a girl out and you blow into her pussy until a loud whistling noise is made.
I played the vaginal trumpet with your girlfriend last night

Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck 

Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck= when your woman uses her pussy to fuck your mind and the time space continuum up, leaving you paralyzed.
Dude, me and the girlfriend were arguing last night, then she pulled the vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck on me, I'm out $600 bucks.