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Trolling IRL 

Stands for "Trolling in real life". It is harder than online trolling because you might actually get your ass kicked.

A list of professional IRL Trolls:
-Andy Kaufman
-Jonathan Swift
-Ann Coulter
-Otakus
-Barry Humphries
-Chris Morris
-Bill O'Reilly
-Dom Joly
-God
-Howard Stern
-Ted Rall
-The Runaway Bride
-Jeremy Beadle
-Ayn Rand
-Hurricane Katrina
-Jesus
-Tucker Carlson
-Anal Cunt
-Michael Moore
-Perverted-Justice
-Socrates
-Adolf Hitler
-Johnny Knoxville
-U2
-Discordians
-Pat Robertson
-Hugo Chavez
-PETA
-The Man
-Merle Haggard
-Karl Marx
-Tom Green
List of ways Trolling IRL:
-Poke people and say "fag" until they get pissed.
-Walk very close to shops on the pavement, triggering their automatic doors while you pass.
-Wear blackface.
-Stand right in front of the 'buzzer' button at pedestrian crossings so that people can't press it without feeling like they're intruding in your personal space.
-Write an angry letter to the editor.
-File frivolous lawsuits.
-Happy slapping
-Sell someone's dog to a Chinese restaurant
-Join an anarchist black bloc
-Rearrange grocery items on the shelves
-Wear Klan robes
-Sneak a retard into a sperm bank
-Invoke Satan in discussions with street preachers.
-Urinate into a lemonade bottle and leave it in somebody's fridge. For extra fun, change the nutrtion-box information.
-Take a crap on a paper towel and then put it in a soap dispenser.
-Columbine
-Follow old people around with a boom box playing Vengaboys' "We Like to Party"
Trolling IRL by MaidenAndPriestRule September 12, 2005
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COD Trolling 

The act of going into online multiplayer games of 'Call of Duty' and annoying fellow gamers to the point of rage. This involves trapping people in corners, blocking doors/ladders, stealing teammates' care-packages, destroying teammates' equipment, noob-toobing, teamkilling, putting on ridiculous voices and generally being as annoying as possible. The results are then posted on youtube.

In the testosterone soaked world of call of duty, where tempers are short and every pre-pubescent kid and geeky adult act out their dream of SAS/SEAL membership; This is trolling at its finest, as the victim rages down the microphone. It's almost like a hidden camera show, but on a videogame, and with swearing like you'd never believe!
The funniest COD Trolling on Youtube:

weregonnalose- Uses a voice changer to gain a hilariously high pitched, but real-sounding voice. Throws grenades at teammates whilst pretending to be stunned. Acts ignorant/obnoxious. Very underrated and his comedy is excellent. Deserves his own tv show.

General Minus- British troll who kills teammates for camping. Sometimes pretends to be American, French or gay for extra racist reaction and lol's.

Deranker- Noobtoobs. ALOT. And trash-talks.

StraightupKnives: Is actually pretty good with a throwing knife. Annoys the piss out of teammates by blocking their movement and keeping them trapped in corners.

Speedyw03: Traps teammates, trash-talks, embarrasses the enemy team with well thought-out plays like defusing bombs right under their noses. Sometimes relies more on luck than skill.

There are literally hundreds of COD trolls on the internets. Mostly pale imitations of the above, truly funny, directors.
COD Trolling by RSB0nES August 23, 2012

Trolling for Trollups 

To cruise around red light districts or public areas searching for prostitutes.
last night i went trolling for trollups for over and hour before i hooked up with this sleezy hooker on 79 street.

Telling on yourself 

Telling on yourself. The act of showing guilt for one’s own actions in the form of giving information or details about something done or said without being asked.
Ex: She really should stop telling on herself when she was the one who started the rumor. The act of incriminating own self in an act due to guilt.
Telling on yourself

Bro Trolling 

Bro trolling is when you troll one of your bros.
Bro#1: Hey bro, I accidentally your sister yesterday.

Bro#2: ...What did you do?

Bro#1: Your sister. :)

Bro#2: Dude, what the fuck?

Bro#1: Relax man. Just bro trolling you.
Bro Trolling by DeadJ0y November 25, 2011

We do a little trolling 

When someone partakes within a small, medium, or large amount of tomfoolery, pranking, joking, or something offensive.
Person 1: I'm going to burn down the hospital

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: We do a little trolling

Person 2: Shut the fuck up

Person 3: Let's fucking go

Compulsive trolling 

The inability to go on the internet without trolling.
Although receiving therapy, my compulsive trolling has worsened to the extent where I'm compelled to troll in real life.