Pull The Pickle

To jerk it, to spank the monkey, to masturbate.

"Hey, when's Jeff gonna let us use the bathroom? He's been in there for 30 minutes already."
"He can't help it. Ever since Andrea broke up with him, all he's done is cry on the couch and pull the pickle."
"Ugh."

Pull The Pickle by CanWe July 8, 2015

painting the pickle

To pleasure oneself typically in a public toilet. Mostly in a portable outhose

Work was slow at the construction site so I went to the porta-potty and began painting the pickle.

painting the pickle by Mopopi March 3, 2016

Hide the pickle 

To blasphemise on a dooshe pickle

Let's play hide the pickle with your disrespectful father

Hide the pickle by Dej GD Lean October 12, 2018

that's the way the pickle squirts 

The way the seamen in the male reproductive organ the penis, squirts as he ejaculates. Ie, the direction.

Woman: HEY, you got some in my eye!!
Man: Sorry, that's the way the pickle squirts!

that's the way the pickle squirts by courtney May 28, 2004

Hide The Pickle 

The act of a man sticking a pickle into another mans ass and once the lights are turned off the man who has the pickle in his ass hides as the other man tries to find the pickle and eat it from the mans ass.

Hey Harout, wanna come over and play hide the pickle?

Hide The Pickle by AEDuner September 27, 2012

pluckin the pickle 

an oral sex technique where the girl alterantes between sucking your dick and jerking you off

Kaitlin stated pluckin my pickle

pluckin the pickle by Ninjalo January 23, 2004

tickle tickle here comes the pickle 

Its were a very large penis or dildo gets inserted into a woman's vagina

Dude last night I had sex and before I gave her the D I said tickle tickle here comes the pickle!

tickle tickle here comes the pickle by The guy with website humor April 3, 2017