swamp sac 

A medical condition caused by outdoor activities in the heat. Occurs when one sweats profusely in the crotchal area, causing the area to become swampy and nasty. Also the name of popular Texas softball team.

The Texas heat will sure give a man a bad case of swamp sac.

swamp sac by DirtNasty June 26, 2008

Swamp Gang 

The group of people from Greenwood Lake. They usually are heavy juuler's and smoke a lot of weed.

I love being a part of Swamp Gang.

Swamp Gang by djd10990 March 12, 2018

Mushroom Stampede 

The act of being continuosly mushroom stamped to the facial area with less than 2 second intervals between stamping.

Taylor, Savannah's face looks like shit from that mushroom stampede last night.

Mushroom Stampede by Turdnuggetbluntman February 9, 2010

Asian swamp eel 

A common practice between friends in Japan resulting in one friend slipping an eel into another friend's rectum. It is most commonly done as an old traditional drinking game in which the first person to pass out is the lucky recipient. Daniel Tosh loves this prank, especially because it results in massive internal hemorrhaging and dehydration thus resulting in death due to hypovolemic shock.

One day, Daniel Tosh, a very strong supporter of globalization, agreed to party with a group of Japanese chefs. Tosh, being the lightweight that he is, got very drunk, took his pants off, and passed out at the party. The Japanese men spread his cheeks and inserted their prized swamp eel into his rectum. Luckily for Tosh, he was so used to taking things in the ass that the swamp eel had little effect. To this day the Asian swamp eel lives in the lower bowels of his intestine, eating the pride (that he swallows daily).

Asian swamp eel by Tee Gharrity November 15, 2010

SWAMPMAHN 

Xavier Medina, best known by his stage name Swampmahn, is an American-born, based rapper recording artist and record producer from Manhattan, New York.

Coming out the swamp
Still hating saying so many things
Oh my gosh
In this doing me
Balling like Chris Bosh
Wondering
I don't even know
What to say

SWAMPMAHN best rapper alive he's so fucking raw!!!!

SWAMPMAHN by 4thapaper100p February 19, 2019

scamperton 

The act of having a coffee whilst doing a poo

I think i might go have a scamperton.

scamperton by Deano007 December 24, 2008

swampage

When you are completely wet from your ass crack to the top of your back. Causes extreme wetness and grossness. Usually caused with direct sunlight.

Jesus dude, i don't want to play basketball anymore until you wipe yourself down with a towel, you have massive Swampage.

swampage by Swampage April 17, 2008