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squawking seagull 

When having sex on the beach or any other sandy surface near a large body of water the male removes his penis from the female vagina, dips it in the sand, then reinserts his penis into the vagina thus causing the female to squawk and scream.
My girlfriend wont go to the beach with me anymore since I gave her the squawking seagull last time we went together.
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Squaddie shower.

Washing face, pits and privates only instead of the full wah down in a shower, to save time, washing the essentials only.
'Come on mate, where off out on the lash!' your mate says, all dolled up, 'hang on' you say, 'give me a sec to have a quick "squaddie shower."

typo-squatting 

say you want to search on Google.com for teletubbies.com, britneyspears.com, metallica.com, linkinpark.com, (or any other website with correct spelling names,) and you misspell the proper name such as mettallica.com, linkinnparc.com, (because you don't know the correct spelling) you are directed to porn sites or spyware.
and most of these typos are done by children who are under the age of 18...see also cyber-squatters
Man1: Let's see if I can get some information on the band "metallica" on "google"....now, how do u spell "metallica", is it 1 "T" and 2 L's or is it 2 T's and 1 "L"...i hope i don't get any typo-squatting porn websites....
typo-squatting
typo-squatting by blthrskt December 28, 2005

squaddie 

A member of the armed forces who thinks he's the "Gods gift to women".

Unfortunately found everywhere.

Also Squaddy and Squady
"our mark is a squaddie"
squaddie by Anonymous May 24, 2003

scudding 

Sliding rapidly forward on your feet while being pulled by a power kite.

From the nautical definition meaning to run before the gale.
"Dave lost his balance at a crucial moment and scudded along on his arse."
scudding by tttonyyy July 19, 2006

Squawking Penis 

A little boy that wanders around whilst crying and moaning for absolutely no reason.
Boy :"wahhhhhh, wahhhhhhh, wahhhhhh"

Babysitter : "Sit down and shut the hell up you squawking penis"
Squawking Penis by Fudbringer January 29, 2014

squatting leopard

when you crouch down to pick something up and you shit your pants
Cory seen something he liked on the bottom shelf of the toy section and did a squatting leopard and he shat his pants
squatting leopard by XxBuckCrazy February 21, 2010