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69 Squared 

The act in which four people form a square and perform oral on each other. Kind of like stacking lincoln logs but with humans.
Fred: Dude, how was that party last nite?

Jorge: IT was NUTS. Me, two chicks, and one of there boy friends 69 squared. It was crazy.
69 Squared by Ginga-Ninja May 18, 2009

Two-squared 

Verb. The act of two-squaring is to intentionally leave only two squares of toilet paper on the roll, thus fooling the next user into thinking sufficient ass-wiping supplies are available when they, in fact, are not.
Frank: "I heard you broke up with Shelly. What's up with that?"

Bob: "What can I say? The bitch two-squared me one too many times."

also:

Ray: "Motherfucker! Why do I always get two-squared during my morning shit after a night of fried food and Bud heavy?"
Two-squared by duke5572 October 29, 2007

a squared 

The city of Ann Arbor, Michigan
I spent the weekend at U of M in A squared
a squared by wee beastie April 22, 2006

hump to the dick squared

(1) a gay foursome

(2) a cheap knockoff of hot topic. this is where preppy posers buy their gay punk rocker clothes.

(3) the achievement of humping a walrus in three different states.
example 1:
-Yo! Tara! OMG! Where did you get thoes sick pants?!
-Oh, at Hump to the Dick Squared!

example 2:
-Dude you are lookin finnnneee!!!! Wanna hump to da dick squared tonight?!?!

squaberdoodle 

a hairy like thing that lives in the woods
look jerry a squaberdoodle

Stranger Squared 

The act of painting ones finger nails. Then, sitting on one's hand until it becomes numb. Finally, jerking off with the numb feminine looking hand. It fools the mind into thinking its a woman's hand.
Tom: "Hey Billy why are your finger nails painted".

Billy: "I got bored with the stranger and gave myself a stranger squared".
Stranger Squared by Mouth32 October 20, 2008