spandex man 

A guy with a questionable sexuality who wears spandex claiming it feels comfortable when they go to the gym in them.

Oh hey, spandex man is ghey

spandex man by Aesthetic Pelican January 20, 2017

spandex butterfly 

A word used in a song by Ninja Sex Party. Featuring Stranger Things and It actor Finn Wolfhard. This video is about how you’re always gonna be a loser. Showing him as a kid and as an adult. His older self is showing him stuff from the past. But in conclusion, I have absolutely fucking no idea what it is.

“danny don’t you know that we’re all bad as fuck on the inside”

“now it’s time to rock the show, c’mon you are a star tonight”
“danny don’t you know that you’re a SPANDEX BUTTERFLY on the inside”

spandex butterfly by sarah fucking sucks July 31, 2018

Spandex Queen 

A girl that wears nothing but spandex. Usually represents someone who is insecure about their lack of booty.

Yup, she's definitely the spandex queen of the college.

Spandex Queen by nilethe146 October 13, 2015

Spandex-hippo 

A person in spandex that is so large they resemble a hippo.

The Spandex-hippo is covering the whole corner with one leg.

Spandex-hippo by 😈👿 December 12, 2021

Spandex Jockey

A person who is covered head to tow in spandex, riding expensive bicycles, thinking that they own the road, and the road is their own Tour d France.

4-5 spandex jockeys were riding side by side not allowing cars to pass

Spandex Jockey by Mia San Rob December 26, 2025

tight like spandex

1.)Off-the-chain, rad, plush, legit, amazing, cool, et cetera.
2.) Really close friends

1.) Dude, look at that sweet ride, its tight like spandex
2.) Me and Katie are tight like spandex

tight like spandex by veronicalovin August 29, 2009

thank spandex 

"thank spandex" is an expression to be used instead of "thank god". This shouldnt need to be explained because obviously spandex fixes everything and is a solution to almost every problem

"what a terrible day, good thing its almost over"

"Yea! thank spandex!"

thank spandex by AlexaSycamore June 5, 2009