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"thank spandex" is an expression to be used instead of "thank god". This shouldnt need to be explained because obviously spandex fixes everything and is a solution to almost every problem
"what a terrible day, good thing its almost over"

"Yea! thank spandex!"
by AlexaSycamore June 05, 2009
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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