snerfed 

To jet cereal, coffee, or other substance out of one's nose while laughing.

She was caught off guard by the humorous comment, and snerfed a mouthful of cheerios back into the bowl.

snerfed by Doc Wilson August 11, 2014

Snorfer 

A person so short and low to the ground, That when they fart it blows dust in their eyes.

I'm not saying she's short but my floors are dust free from that Snorfer.

Snorfer by Branson bad May 27, 2016

Snarfed

The act of an ass to vacuum up a fabric.

That fat bitchs ass dun snarfed up her thong. She needs new undies.

Snarfed by Snarfedherupthebutt69 June 21, 2018

Snarfed

Spun the fuck out. Beyond high on drugs..

snaring actions and or steps to be taken to be snarfed..

She was so snarfed that a peanut butter jelly sandwich and a nap were match for her.

Snarfed by Snarfed420 April 15, 2019

Snorfer 

A man compelled to sniff the bicycle seat of a lady who recently dismounted, preferably a large sweaty woman

Look at that guy racing to the bike stand to sniff that seat. He must be a snorfer!

Snorfer by Slicknquick August 2, 2019

Sporfed

An intensified level of dorfed. To reach such a level of inebriation, one would have to ingest an alarming amount of booze. Participating in such an act is not advisable, but seeing someone else do it is truly a sight to behold.

Tim: "Guys I'm not sure how he did it, but Early managed to get so sporfed that he dove a car into a brick wall while laying down in the trunk drinking shine"

Sporfed by Master chunks July 11, 2021

Snarfed

When you sneeze and snot comes out at the same time

Omg she just Snarfed on me Gross!!!

Snarfed by cstrs26 January 16, 2023