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snurfing 

Getting a blowjob from a member of the Blue Man Group.
Johnny Hopkins: Damn some crazy shit is happening at this party right now. Hey what's going on with Dave right now?

Sloan Kettering: Dude that guy is totally snurfing him right now!!!!!!!
snurfing by shiftyclaybob January 19, 2010

Snarking 

Not to be confused with #Snarky. Snarking is sneeze/barking. Common in small breed dogs. A means to express their displeasure
My shih-tzu was mad. She wasn’t getting enough attention so she started Snarking.
Snarking by Oreosmom March 27, 2020

Cum-Scarfing 

When a phallus ejaculates at the deepest point of ones throat during the act of fellatio.
Mary’s cause of death was listed as aspiration due to extreme cum-scarfing.
Cum-Scarfing by SeaW0lf October 10, 2019

snarfinglewiffled

Dammit dude you are so snarfinglewiffled
snarfinglewiffled by Nyle October 8, 2003

scarfing 

Ronnie ate a hamburger, some chips, a taco, some hot dogs, some curly fries, an ice cream cone, some currie powder, a couple of soft-pretzles, a pot pie or two, and 8 twinkies, all in 3 minutes. HE was TOTALLY scarfing.
scarfing by Roger Tillsberger January 2, 2008

scarfing 

Hang yourself by a scarf and masterbate. It really increases the pleasure.
Brian really digs scarfing from the ceiling fan.
scarfing by Ted April 21, 2003