Spitting that Joseph 

The ability to spit that game, talk to the ladies and make them melt for you like butter. It usually requires such tactics as making crude comments on girls facebook statuses, making odd sexual jokes, and being loud and obnoxious at times. Side effects can include trash cans filled with used condoms and getting on other guys nerves.

This girl girl has a big ole nice ass I would like to slap my dick on, so I better get her facebook and start Spitting that Joseph!

Look at dick cheese over there Spitting that Joseph!

I may only have a 1 inch penis and and a face that is slathered in muckbut, but im still Spitting that Joseph!

Spitting that Joseph by dickcheese12345 August 11, 2011

spitting kink 

when someone is addicted to their partner spitting in their mouth or anywhere on their body.

a: spit in my mouth daddy
b: I like that spitting kink of yours princess.

spitting kink by jeonkinks May 11, 2021

Shitting Beauty 

A person who remains on the toilet for an excessive allotment of time, allowing no one else to use the facilities.

*knock* *knock* "Hey, Shitting Beauty! You gonna hog the can for a 100 years, or what!?"

Shitting Beauty by The Original Shitting Beauty August 15, 2013

Shittington 

The state or experience of shitting yourself, often induced by getting way too faded.

damianluck925: "Yo yodie fam I just got faded than a hoe and think I just hit a shittington"

Shittington by OGLAVACAKES January 25, 2023

pissing and shitting and cumming 

the words spoken by Gilbert gottfried

Gilbert: im pissing and shitting and cumming

pissing and shitting and cumming by NCR Veteran Ranger#5406 August 19, 2020

Tandem Shitting 

The act of two people taking nasty shits in side by side bathroom stalls at the same time.

Baxter "Did you see those two guys go into the bathroom and drop bombs at the same time"?

Jay "Ya Tandem Shitting is frowned upon".

Tandem Shitting by MadShitter40 January 12, 2012

shitting me 

kidding me, joking with me, deceiving me (a vulgar slang expression of profound disbelief)

Henry Kissinger confessed to being a war criminal.

No way! You gotta be shitting me!

shitting me by poemsbypam December 30, 2011