Skipper Skidmark

One who suffers from server anal seepage that skips or bounces while walking, usually waving one finger back and forth.

Its always important to stay upwind of a Skipper skidmarker due to the horrendous smell of drippy anal fluid running down their cracks.

by Lab 56 February 28, 2013

skipper ripper

to have sex with the skipper on a boat so many times that you tear her/his asshole.

I had a skipper ripper of a weekend

by Lonny6900 October 31, 2009

Skipper's remorse

The period of time after you decide to cut class that you feel guilty and ashamed of yourself. Usually lasts 2-4 hours tops.

Billy: Dude I was up until 5 am last night there was no way i was making it to that 8 am this morning. I woke up with skipper's remorse though cause I don't really know whats going on in that class.

Timmy: Yeah you missed the midterm today, lol

Billy:

by Timothy Flinsmass September 19, 2011

Skipper Dipper Doo

I phrase not commonly used, but when it is, it can work for all emotions

Friend, "why are u so sad?"
Other friend moping," mmm skipper dipper doo..."
Friend," I understand"

by KareTaiker August 31, 2019

Skipper Junior

Usually refers to a kid who enjoys the art of masturbation. Lives with korean peolple and takes it in the ass.

That kid is a Skipper Junior.

by Stanley October 24, 2003

skipper, Skip

Columbian snow in the form of powder.

Hey Bill, you got any skip? You think we can skip tonight. Might have to Twicks for the skip. We need some skipper tonight, damnit. The man asked the boy for some skipper, skip in order to skip his way to freedom.

by Mickey Avalonia October 10, 2007

Skipper Bulla

This is the nickname of an amazing dog called Bailey. She can also be called Bulla, Bulla Bulla and Boo Boo. She is the best doggo in the world! <3

Oi bruv! Give me Skipper Bulla or else your piffting gets lenged.

by BangedUrMumInnit July 18, 2018