Patrick Schwavy

1. Getting extremely intoxicated to the point where you mistake a kid with cerebral palsy for a kid who got in a car accident.

2. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, while extremely intoxicated, that you wish you were never born.

Yoooo lets get Patrick Schwavy'd lol it's lit

Patrick Schwavy by CHamel3 December 16, 2019

patrick shwavy 

when you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

“One time I got drunk before going to my friends senior prom. A few weeks prior I heard about this one kid getting into a real bad car accident that went there. I’m all patrick shwavy, and I see this kid in a wheelchair and I thought it was him, so I go, “Hey man how you feeling?” and he didn’t reply. I then asked, “How long you gonna be in the wheelchair for?”, and my friend Sam stopped me and was like, “Yo! He’s got Cerebal Palsy. He’s gonna be in that wheelchair for life..”. It obviously wasn’t the right kid. The kid in the car accident actually fucking died, and I didn’t know that.”

patrick shwavy by yunggmaddie December 16, 2019

Patrick Swayze 

Noun: An endearing “ditto” response to a message from a loved one as noted in the movie Ghost, one of the greatest love stories of all time.

Message: Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!
Response: Patrick Swayze!

Patrick Swayze by guysm1ley November 27, 2020

Patrick Shwavy 

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

I was so Patrick shwavy that I asked a kid with cerebral palsy when he would get out of a wheelchair thinking he was a kid who died in a car crash the week prior.

Patrick Shwavy by Oneinchw0nder December 16, 2019

Patrick Stump's Soul Voice 

Patrick Stump's soul voice can cure cancer and any diseases.It also is used in Ryden's marriage.It also is an instrement for the band Fall Out Boy.

I Love Patrick Stump's Soul Voice.

Patrick Stump's Soul Voice by Galaxy Space Unicorns July 22, 2017

Patriot Act 

The Needle And Thread For The Next Iron Curtain

Wow Only ONE PERSON In Congress Double Checked That Patriot Act?.....Really?.....Well I Guess I Better Buy A Hotdog, Buy Some Freedom Fries, And Buy Good Seats To The Next Yankees Game And Cancel On Throwing A Bag Of Flaming Poo Throw The White House Wind-(U.S. Government Seizes Me, And Erases My Existence From The World)

Patriot Act by A Stalker You Know.....Yea.... October 18, 2008

Petriarchy 

When a pet rules a family.

pet patriarch patriarchy matriarch matriarchy rules ruler pet rule pet control pets controlling dog cat dog ruler cat ruler king prince princess queen petriarchy

Petriarchy by JohnnnnStrimmmpl January 4, 2014