The time of the month when female hormones wage a bloody battle against said
female. An unfertilized
egg that had sauntered down from the ovaries through the falliopian tubes and been stood up by its date, sperm, and the lining of the uterus become the refugees of the battle, and flee through the vagina, and on to the poor female's panties. Sometimes though, the female loses her
war-ravaged mind, and thinking she can stop the misery, shoves a wad of cotton up her twat. This, like many
peace-keeping efforts, fails frequently.