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Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro!

I'm HIDEOUS!
friend 2: bro what happened to your eye?

friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!

person 2: ok

no wiper 

a shit which requires virtually no wiping at all
EDDIE: hey man, i thought you went to take a shit

PIERCE: yeah dude im done, it was a no wiper
no wiper by ronnie_e November 5, 2010

No work boner 

The act of getting a hard on as a result of having no homework, or bullshit thats due in the near future.
I had absolutely no homework to do all weekend, so I just partied with my no work boner.
No work boner by Skae310 January 26, 2011
Used as a final answer to the YA RLY comeback...Usually said
by the person who started with O RLY?.
Extremely retarded political figure: They misunderestimated me.
"Terrorist": O RLY?
Extremely retarded political figure: YA RLY
"Terrorist": NO WAI!
NO WAI by DarkSergeX October 8, 2005

no wiper 

a dump that leaves behind no trace of the act
we're out of t.p. good thing that was a no wiper
no wiper by kipling January 31, 2005

no wucking furries 

Australian slang, means no fucking worries. It is often shortened to no wuckas.
"Gonna be late to the cricket"
"No wucking furries mate, I'll save ya a tinny"
no wucking furries by Azazel December 9, 2008