missed connection 

section of craigslist where people can post about strangers they saw on the subway, at work, in elevators, at rock shows.

can also be used as a verb.

woah he's fine. i'm gonna missed connection him tomorrow.

missed connection by bellewasok April 11, 2005

Moosed 

Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.

Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"

Moosed by OnTheMoose June 12, 2015

Moosed 

To be a complete mess after drinking a lot of alcohol

"Paul has only had five beers but he's completely moosed. He just told Emily she has a smelly pussy."

Moosed by Mooseboy2 June 12, 2015

Messed Up Monday 

Messed-Up-Monday is a slang term to describe getting drunk on Mondays. Similar to Thirsty Thursdays or Sober Sundays.

Hey do you want to get drunk tonight?

"Sure its Messed Up Mondays, lets get fucked up"

Messed Up Monday by chroine November 9, 2009

Moosed On 

Getting moosed on means that someone mooses on you.

"Ya'll mafukin mooses get off my lawn. I'm getting moosed on.

Moosed On by Rex Dixon May 6, 2019

messed up 

1.)To be wasted or drunk. (see wasted).
2.)To be beaten up badly.
3.)Something that is strange or weird.

look at that 6 legged freak, that is messed up!

messed up by Mark October 13, 2003

P-Messed 

When you get so pissed at someone that you defriend him or her on facebook and then create a group asking others to defriend that person as well

you must have really pissed him off because you just got P-Messed.

P-Messed by P-Me$$ May 24, 2009