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Montenegro

A country. The pearl of the Mediterranean, unique in many ways is situated in the south of the Adriatic. There is nowhere else that you can find, in such a small place, so much natural wealth, beauty, mild beaches, clear lakes, fast rivers and gorgeous mountains – like you can in the small country of Montenegro. In the morning you can wake up along the beautiful Adriatic coast, have lunch on the banks of Skadar Lake, and enjoy the evening walks in the Montenegrin Mountains. Montenegro is a place that cannot leave you indifferent.

Ignorantly equalized and confused with Serbia after the creation of the stupid union of Serbia and Montenegro.
Thats why Montenegrins were sick and tired of being told what they are; so be careful what you say to them if you do not want to get beaten up cause they are very proud of their history and heritage.

Most beautiful and tall people(both guys and girls) you will ever see in one place.. World's tallest country after they finally gained independence.

Wide shoulders guys who will get pissed if you are rude to their girls and become grabby!

only 650 000 people well connected with each other like a big family

the best hosts in the world, once you get invited to their homes
I heard of that a lot of Montenegro girls are above 185cm. really?

Montenegro girls are so tall and hot. Looking like runaway models with big boobs..
Montenegro by roswell22 February 5, 2010
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mounted up 

To have rims mounted onto the hub of your vehicle.
I got my 87 s10 blazer mounted up on them 24's with no cut and no rub.
mounted up by ken/eutechnyx April 26, 2008

montessa 

Very rare. If you’ve met her consider yourself very blessed. She’s something like a unicorn, magical, beautiful and majestic. Loyal, hard loving and someone you’ll never forget.
Have you ever met Montessa? “You mean they’re real? 😱

newly minted 

To be single after a long term relationship.
Guy 1: Billys girlfriend broke up with him, he's newly minted
Guy 2: I dont know you. Buy something or get out
newly minted by JustFred April 19, 2018

Montezuma's revenge

The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by tourists visiting Mexico. The name humorously refers to Moctezuma II, the ruler of the Aztec civilization who was defeated and slaughtered by Hernán Cortés, the Spanish conquistador. The white Spainiards would then continue to enslave or obliterate the Aztec people.
It is said that whenever a white person has diarrhea while visiting Mexico, he is suffering the wrath of Montezuma's revenge.
Montezuma's revenge by SmashingJack February 23, 2009

Monte Carlo 

The Chevrolet Monte Carlo was one of the coolest cars made in the history of GM. For NASCAR, the Monte was the car of choice, and a very successful one at that. The Monte enjoyed a very succesfull production run from 1970 (introduced in Sep. of `69) until 2007 (June 19, 2007). It was Seperated into 6 different generations:
1970-1972
1973-1977
1978-1980
1981-1988
1995-1999
2000-2007
Years 70-72 were the best in my opinion, they are recognized by their 'muscular' looks, Big fender and quarter panel Bulges, and beautiful bodylines from front to back. All models came with V8 engines, with sizes ranged from a 350 Small Block(5.7L) to the monsterous 454 Big Block (7.4L) (SS only)... In 1973 they recieved a makeover and became less muscular, lost power but still had nice looks and focused on improving ride and handling... The third generation was the first to offer a V6 engine, they were also shortened and lightened in 78... The second best generation in my opinion came in the mid 80's (fourth generation) with the return of the SS (returned in 83 after only being in production in 70 and 71) and a smoother look than before.. The fifth generation is the most dissapointing for me, the looks diminished (no more muscles) and they didn't offer a single V8 engine. About the only glimmer of light was the Z34 option... GM figures out the fifth generation wasn't the greatest and in 2000 (Generation 6) they looked to the Monte's of the past and renewed the look once more. Still no V8 was offered until `06, but there was a supercharged 3.8L V6 as an option for the SS. Sadly the Monte was discontinued after the `07 model year. I know i didn't cover everything and some material is opinion but hey, this is Urban Dictionary right!
Guy 1: Holy crap dude! What kind of car did you just buy!

Me: That's a 71 Monte Carlo, she's my baby!

Guy 2: Chevy all the way Baby!
Monte Carlo by MonteMan71 April 24, 2009