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Best Buy Mobile Centipede 

The delicious act of getting all the male mobile employees to come in early on a work day disrobe and get face to ass amongst each other. This is usually orchestrated by a morbidly obese supervisor or assistant manager under the false pretense that it builds teamwork and morale.
Gus called the boys of his team into work early and had them make the Best Buy Mobile centipede.
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Mid-Life Crisis Mobile 

(mid lIf 'krI-s&s 'mo-"bEl)
abbr. MLCM

A Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is traditionally a small, sporty automobile, and most often convertible. Common examples of such an automobile are the Mazda Miata, the Lexus SC430, the Chevrolet SSR, and any of a large number of Italian cars that cost as much as a house. The archetypical owner of a Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is male, 37-50 years old, has hair that is thinning or graying (or both). If there is a passenger, there are two possibilities; a female approximately the same age as the driver (the driver's original wife), or a female in her early to mid 20s with bleached hair and enhanced cleavage (either the driver's mistress or new trophy wife).

Compare to Daddy Bought It Mobile
"Hey Brent, did your dad just get a convertible Mustang? That car is such an MLCM. What's next, fake boobs on your mom?"

Pope mobile 

Like the Batmobile, but adhearing to the speed limits
Bless this drive by, and I will take fries with that

Nigga-Mobile

A old sedan type vehicle often featuring huge shiny rims, hydrolics, large speakers, and a random black person behind the wheel.
Yo man check out that Nigga-Mobile rolling down the street!
Nigga-Mobile by Joeproson April 22, 2011
The ancient Goddess of autumn in Persian Empire. She has the best voice ever and way more beautiful than Aphrodite.
She love autumn. She is known for being Mobina
Mobina by Sinatrup September 25, 2020
A person who is super attractive and handsome , it is the best type of the boys

It is easy for him to have conversation with strange guys specially girls,
He is usually as smart as scientists.
He is a natural leader and he can do great things such as revolution in countries.
Every Great man of the history is a mobin.
Lets work hard with our heart to be a mobin! No pain no gain!
-I want mobin to be my boyfriend but I dont know why all of my girl classmates want him!
-We have tobe like mobin in our job if we want to make our company great and famous
-the general said we need a mobin in our army otherwise we will lose the battle
Mobin by Zack vc August 15, 2018

T-Mobiled 

To be duped into something. Tricked
Kevin : The credit card company told me I didn't have to make a payment for 12 months. I just got my first bill and there is a late charge on it.

Denny : You just got T-mobiled
T-Mobiled by King03 August 13, 2012