Mika 

Def. 1: A whørë, slut, and any other kind degrading sexual term.

Def. 2: A fat blob of black or clear oil in someone's path. The clear oil most likely is sperm.

One day, my friend went to get some action. Too bad he hooked up with a mika.

There was a spill that looked a lot like a Mika.

Mika by MJRV21 April 13, 2009

mika 

Mika is a shit pop singer who somehow managed to gain the number 1 spot in the UK in January 2007. His talents include copying other people's vocal styles, creating tunes that make you want to kill yourself because they are so annoying, oh and he has alien feet. He also loves himself more than fat kids love cake. Mika = CRAP!

"I hate Mika, his songs are shit"

mika by JamJar December 25, 2008

Mika 

A very beautiful woman, that can definitely change your life, she will make you the happiest and luckiest guy in the world. You will not regret meeting her.

"I need a Mika in my world."

Mika by M&Mpants December 8, 2013

Mika 

Mika is one of greatest people you'll ever meet in life. She's always there for you and stands up for you. She's honest and loyal and we never betray you in any way. If you have a Mika hold on to her and never let her go because if you do you'll be sad. She's such great friend that'll be there to pick you up when you fall. Mika makes you laugh when you sad, makes you happy when you said.
BE grateful to have a Mika in your life because she one of kind. Mika is funny and a CINNAMON ROLL THAT NEEDS TO BE PROTECT BY ALL. If you meet Mika you'll love her instantly by her personality.

Person1 :"Mika is such a good friend."
Person2:"I know right, she made me happy when I was said."

Mika by Gabster10000111 May 17, 2018

Mika 

A mika sometimes acts gay when he’s not but will also be really funny. A mika is usually skinny and is that one kid who likes to flex on people.

Mika just came out of the closet

Mika by Hehheheheh October 19, 2019

Mika 

A very nice person!

mika is a fun loving person

Mika by realname123456789 November 1, 2019

Mika 

The most bad ass asian you will ever meet. Mikas tend to be very cute, while still being able to kick your ass.

Yuki: Did you see Mika today?
Luke: Yeah, she kicked my ass, but she is still so cute.
Yuki: True dat.

Mika by Maddie10134 February 7, 2012