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A state of inebriation so great that is causes poor decisions including: driving, taking weird people home, and hitting parked cars.
Man, did you see John last night? He was so mawfed that as soon as he got in his car, he passed out and hit a parked car.
mawfed by urban_g_unit November 5, 2012

Mawmedge 

Berto:“What’s up?”
Johncrypt: “Mawmedge”
Trache: “straight up
Mawmedge by War of bears December 30, 2021

Mawdesley madness

When certain individuals forget there’s a world outside of the village they are from.
Is that blowie in the tap room getting Mawdesley Madness ‘Eyy, what dya mean going into town? You can’t do that, there might be Nike’y ticks, Maccy D’s and crowds of people.’
Mauded (adjective): Describes the process of getting verbally and intelligently smacked down/burned.
Haha, that chick got totally and utterly mauded by her!
Mauded by avaadora89 May 28, 2013

maudedupuis 

Ringuette girl that lives on the farm
Come off your tractor you maudedupuis!
maudedupuis by spade1 November 12, 2019
The feeling of wasting someone’s time, even though you aren’t.
"I feel malded right now, am I wasting time?"
Or
"They felt mald, they were concerned of wasting others time"
Malded by Ralsei <3 November 12, 2021