kite landboard 

Kitesurfing on land using a mountain board.

"How'd you sprain your ankle"
"I hurt it while kite landboarding, jumped 15 feet in the air and came down pretty hard."

kite landboard by kchinook January 15, 2009

kite whacker 

the stereo-typical name for white people often used by African- Americans in public areas. Another word for white cracker

look at that kite whacker with his confederate flag

kite whacker by drewslaw the coleslaw May 20, 2010

Kite Tesla 

A person who drives a Tesla as fast as a kite. This is the type of person who likes to show off their Tesla when they drive through a Starbucks line.

Did you see Kite Tesla drive through the Starbucks line?

Yeah, I did. He ordered an iced black coffee with no cream.

Kite Tesla by Crayon Pop February 7, 2020

Kite Runner 

(v) To dominate something completely and utterly in a disturbing manner. Although it can refer to the physical process of ass raping, it is used more commonly with the kind of connotation such as pwn.
Derivived from the novel Kite Runner, by Kahled Hosseini, in the part where the protagonist of the novel, Amir, watches his best friend get raped from the behind by the angagonist, Assef. This term is synonymous with pwn, own, ass rape, rape, dominate, fuck, screw, damn, destroy, defile, bang, forcibly violate, domineer, et cetera.

Guys, Let's Kite Runner this test!!
Oh man! he just got Kite Runnered!
I'm so Kite Runnered!!I completely forgot our project was due today!

Kite Runner by Y3110VV September 24, 2005

kite sight 

called kite sight cause when you are high as a fucking kite and everybody seems more attractive.

similar to beer goggles..

High Person:DUDE IAM SO HIGH AND THAT CHICK IS SO HOT
Sober Person: Nahh mate, you've got kite sight. She is a grenade mate.

kite sight by tessamce February 24, 2011

kite tailing

When a girl's tampon string hangs out of her underwear/bathing suit etc.

Did you see Sharon at the pool yesterday? She was kite tailing hardcore.

kite tailing by Fraboli May 25, 2017

Kite-Flying Parents 

Back-to-the-earth parents who would rather their children find creative ways to express themselves than play competitive sports like soccer.

Kite-Flying Parents think that painting the top of an umbrella with festive finger paints or making bird feeders out of pinecones and peanut butter are activities that are better suited for children.

Kite-Flying Parents by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004