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Ketchup diarrhea 

The water-like red substance that sometimes occurs in a ketchup bottle when you haven't shaken it before pouring it on your plate.
Oh no, I poured ketchup diarrhea all over my freedom fries! Darnit, I should have shaken the bottle.
Ketchup diarrhea by Treklemmer April 26, 2010

Ketchup Overdose 

When you put too much ketchup in your plate and can't finish it.
I suffered Ketchup Overdose.
Ketchup Overdose by Ni2k June 18, 2011

dark ketchup 

Ryan: Can you pass me the dark ketchup, please?
Maggie: wtf are you talking about?
Ryan: dark ketchup
Maggie: We aren't friends anymore
dark ketchup by Grind30 August 9, 2018

those ketchup 

those ketchup by Hdhhfh July 27, 2020

nothing wrong with mayo and ketchup

It's ok to fuck your girl if she is on her period.
You: Wanna smash?

Her: Can't I'm on my period.

You: There's nothing wrong with mayo and ketchup.

Ketchup Cammie 

Someone who spills ketchup constinatly and needs to learn how a ketchup bottle cap works before they destroy everything.
P1: Pass the ketchup
P2: Okay
P1: *Drops it on the nachos
P2: Oh my god, you’re such a ketchup cammie!
Ketchup Cammie by anonymous January 30, 2019