adult ketchup

Hot sauce generally too spicy for the young 'uns.

Hey Billy Bob, these wings are for whimps. Pass me the adult ketchup.

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Ketchup diarrhea

The water-like red substance that sometimes occurs in a ketchup bottle when you haven't shaken it before pouring it on your plate.

Oh no, I poured ketchup diarrhea all over my freedom fries! Darnit, I should have shaken the bottle.

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When you put too much ketchup in your plate and can't finish it.

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Ryan: Can you pass me the dark ketchup, please?
Maggie: wtf are you talking about?
Ryan: dark ketchup
Maggie: We aren't friends anymore

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It's ok to fuck your girl if she is on her period.

You: Wanna smash?

Her: Can't I'm on my period.

You: There's nothing wrong with mayo and ketchup.

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Someone who spills ketchup constinatly and needs to learn how a ketchup bottle cap works before they destroy everything.

P1: Pass the ketchup
P2: Okay
P1: *Drops it on the nachos
P2: Oh my god, you’re such a ketchup cammie!

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