jones'n 

To really crave something. Such as a food or drug that gives you pleasure or relief.

"I'm really jones'n for a cigarette right now."

jones'n by Orange Crayons December 8, 2012

jones soda 

Dont forget FUFU Berry! its Orgasmic!

I shot a load in my pants after trying FUFU Berry!

jones soda by Wang Inhurbut September 22, 2003

Jones Job 

The sexual act of reaching into a man's pants, removing his penis, and rubbing it against the zipper of your jeans.

We started making out, then she climbed on top of me, unzipped my fly, and gave me a Jones Job. It was like rubbing my dick against a cheese grater.

Jones Job by Pete's Dad December 13, 2010

Jones' Law 

If you believe in enough Conspiracy Theories then you will inevitably be correct about one or more.

Jones' Law is crazy! I can't believe Alex Jones was right about Epstien and the pedophilia ring

Jones' Law by RoiceX June 23, 2020

Jones Soda 

The most original pop in the world that comes in flavors that will totally rock you!

Green Apple is the best Jones Soda flavor.

Jones Soda by anna_banana3 June 25, 2005

jones for your bones 

Horny. Craving sex with an individual. Jones (crave) for your bones (body). Dying to jump your bones.

"Whenever I see you naked, I jones for your bones."

jones for your bones by Russell J. Colwell May 9, 2006

Jones Soda 

The originator of Whoop Ass!
An awesome soda pop manufacturer with countless original flavors.

Watermelon,
Berry Lemonade,
Purple Pomangranade,
Maple Soda,
Just a few of Jones' many flavors.
I know a girl who got one of her photos on the label, too!
Jones Soda is amazing.
You should try it some time.

Jones Soda by Cripple in da 651 May 14, 2008