floor humper 

A Neoconservative. One who accepts the RNC talking points without question. From an advertisement which appears on most right-wing blogs: a muscular man claims you can "master your body weight" via exercises that appear to involve humping the floor.

I knew I was making a good political point when all the floor humpers started calling me a libtard.

floor humper by uwg August 20, 2006

crumby humper 

(n.) to be in a situation that is similar to the crumbs of a cookie
(v.) to hump something so that it gradually disappears

person 1: dude after my leg got chopped off by that serial killer it hurt like hell
person 2: wow thats a crumby humper

Mr. Horney: I was really hard and crumby humped my stuffed animal to nothing

crumby humper by Mr. Horney May 24, 2009

brunch humper 

someone who only likes to have sex in the daytime

Henry: I am so horny
Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know

brunch humper by provider44 January 15, 2010

Homie Humper 

A girl or guy who goes out with their friends boyfriend/girlfriend after they break up

omg i cant believe my best friend mary is going out with my ex now what a homie humper

Homie Humper by lilswagggurl November 6, 2011

bumper humper 

a) somebody who will never pass you, but lingers way too close behind you.
b) a tail-gater that fluctuates their speed dramatically on the highway just to piss you off or because they're on their cell phone.
c) a tail-gater who might even pass you, but will eventually slow down and tail-gate someone else.

"Hey dude, check out this guy behind me. He's totally riding my ass!"
"Aw man, I hate that. Pull over and let him pass."
"Naw bro, I did let him pass me earlier, but he slowed down and now he's tail-gating me!"
"Wow! What a bumper humper!"
"Yeah man, and I totally have my cruise control on!"

bumper humper by Mommypoo January 1, 2012

Plumper Humper 

A Plumper Humper is someone who like's humping a fat person (male or female)

Jon is a total plumper humper and he is super proud of it.

or

Jane is a bit of a plumper humper but it makes her feel good giving like that.

Plumper Humper by -cM July 16, 2007

gutter humper 

A male chauvinist that can't afford what he show off to attract women.

That gutter humper's mom just co-signed a loan so he could buy a new Ghini.

gutter humper by sirnewtonian May 5, 2020