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1. A human being who loves watching other people have sex with his/her girlfriend

2. A human being who likes to talk about how great they are at their own sports.
Man, the way you have been acting recently... it makes me think of you like a Houston.

Trust me... you do not want to be a Houston, it is very unattractive.
Houston by The guy on the train March 11, 2020
A pink cactus girl with a cute ribbon on her. Please try to avoid her as much as you can, because she craves for cheese.
???: "Hey Houston, do you liKe cHeEsE?"
Houston: "yes"
Houston by frothyshikkumi July 22, 2020
Home to everything except snow. We don’t all ride horses and own a oil well in our backyard. Most people here hate people from Dallas, don’t ask why. Our only body’s of water are polluted bayous, flooding, and pools. A democratic city that’s happens to be in a republican state. Our basketball team won’t go to the finals anytime soon. We cuss a lot, listen to Travis Scott, and Beyoncé. But our city is still cool
Person 1: Why is it flooding
Person 2: Welcome to Houston
Houston by Pierce is cool September 2, 2020
The most diverse city in the US, with a huge Asian/Indian population.
Man, I love going to school in Houston, it's very diverse and the people are respectful and well behaved. The only issue is my class rank is shit even though my grades are good.
Houston by StormBread September 18, 2021
Slay finna boots houston is deceased mama
Houston by Slaygirlslay133 November 7, 2021
A measurement of 200 miles, about the distance from San Antonio to Houston.
I was so excited to find out we were a Houston away from getting home from this trip.
Houston by AB365 January 16, 2022