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Goosed Out 

Goosed Out is the the state of being fucked up on alcohol and drugs beyond any point of return.

To achieve the level of "Goosed" you must be so fucked up that your body throws itself into a nerve system contagion which causes goose bumps to form on the surface of your skin. Hence the term's name.
"Jesus Devon, I was so fucking Goosed out last night, the next day my friends showed me video footage of me running around in cemetery completely naked screaming "WILL YOU GET OFF OF ME LIFE!" Nigga I was Goosed"
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Gassed up 

Disingenuous motivation, in which the motivator tries to convince the motivatee that they can do something that eternal or external factors won't allow.

The"fumes" come into play when the motivated party begins to believe and act on the motivators hype.

In most cases this technique is used to manipulate someone into ether making a fool out themselves, or inducing a since of loyalty by encouraging ego driven megalomania.

On occasion the motivator me be so convincing that he induces a adrenaline rush within the motivatee. These often temporary effects may cause the motivatee to uncover hidden talents, and enable them to complete a seemingly impossible tasks.

However,in other situations it my force the motivatee to recognize the harsh reality of the situation. In most cases, this happen during the try and the fail stage of the motivatee's ego driven efforts.

This is a great technique for bait n' switch confidence scams.

The term "Gassed Up" is in the Urban Ego family and has a working relationship with terms such as " The Vapors" (See Biz Markie - Greatest Hits album).

To avoid such a situation secure your ego with research, connections, and a applicable skill base.
I watch "American Idol" because its funny to see people so "Gassed Up".
Gassed up by Black Wisdom January 26, 2009
becky do you want to get gassed tonight
gassed by flapperfanny January 6, 2021

muffle goosed

An extremely high form of inebriation. Usually only associated with ones birthday party, a best man at a wedding reception, or a fresh break up. Symptoms often include vomitting in your own car, trying to make out with random members of the opposite sex, and being firemans carried back to your house and/or bed.
Dude, Look at Johnny. He is straight up Muffle Goosed!
muffle goosed by UrbanIrvin June 4, 2014
dont tell him that, he'll get gassed!
gassed by Stephanie Elizabeth November 10, 2007