Sacred Toilet dance to the Goddess Urinal 

The Sacred Toilet dance to the goddess Urinal is the dance one performs when waiting to use a toilet that is already in use by somebody else.

To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.

If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.

"Dude where's Tom?"
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."

Sacred Toilet dance to the Goddess Urinal by The-Twitching-Peanut April 24, 2006

paying homage to the porcelain goddess 

The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.

I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.

paying homage to the porcelain goddess by Booty Bandit November 20, 2002

Goddess 

A woman who is complete perfection, who has all the quality and amazing attributes in the world.

Lena is a goddess

Goddess by DankMemes42 September 5, 2019

Goddessly 

To be graceful and beautiful in all ways; like a Goddess.

Syrenna is the most goddessly creature in the whole world.

Goddessly by Tearenna January 22, 2017

Goided 

When someone says or texts a word or phrase wrong, knowing it’s wrong just for fun, instead of saying “I almost said” at that moment you realize what you’re about to say isn’t right.

“I’m taking the baby to the party” Randy goided knowing he meant “park” not party, in his text message.

Goided by Randyom15 May 24, 2021

Green goddess 

Another name for some good weed.

Hey Tommy pass me some more of that green goddess

Green goddess by Mary Jane 420 October 30, 2013

blonde goddess 

A beautiful man that goes to our school near you

Person 1: Omg, there he is

Person 2: who
Person 1: blonde goddess

Blonde goddess
A man that you were to refer to as "the blonde god" or "hottie"

blonde goddess by Thus is a closeted homosexual May 18, 2018