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clint eastwood 

the baddest mother fucker EVER. he'll smoke a pipe, kick your fucking ass in, and bang your girlfriend, all at the same time.
there can be no substitute for Clint Eastwood.
clint eastwood by riloh February 27, 2003

Eastwooding 

The act of pretending that an empty chair is, indeed, Barack Obama (president at the current time).

It is named after Clint Eastwood who at the Nation Republican Convention in 2012 used an empty chair to represent President Obama and pretended to have a conversation with it.
Guy 1: Is Jerry talking to a chair?

Guy 2: No, he's Eastwooding!
Eastwooding by Zola Terance August 31, 2012

eastwooding 

According to eastwoodings.com

Eastwooding is a verb.

- Eastwooding (verb) the act of pointing your finger or talking to an empty chair.

- Origin: Eastwooding started on August 30,2012 at the RNC (Republican National Convention) when Clint Eastwood (actor, producer, director) gave a speech/ skit critizing/ mocking Mr. President.

Eastwooding became popular on Social Networking websites when people started posting pictures of pointing their finger at an empty chair. As to critize, blame, make fun of an imaginary character.
As in She is eastwooding on the computer !
eastwooding by Clint Eastwoodings September 1, 2012

eastwooding 

to rant at or propose questions to an empty chair or other seating furnishing
He is eastwooding that sofa.
eastwooding by ad2410 September 1, 2012

Clint Eastwood 

A sexual game where two opponents sit opposite each-other and masturbate to ejaculate before the other while staring down the other. It's name derives from old western quick draws.
Jacob defeated Tyler in the most epic Clint Eastwood I've ever seen! He may be the quickest shot in the Midwest!
Clint Eastwood by bananaman2009 January 17, 2010

Pulling an Eastwood 

When an old person inexplicably addresses inanimate objects.
Pulling an Eastwood, grandpa yelled at the Lazy-Boy recliner for not having a job.
Pulling an Eastwood by Abe Spago August 31, 2012