Eastwooded 

Similar to being "Munsoned." To be fucked up in such a way that Clint Eastwood would be proud enough to shake your hand because he has caused an equal amount of carnage in his movie roles.

Tom: "Man, did you see Tony get the fuck beat out of him?"

Scott: "Yeah man, he really got Eastwooded."

Eastwooded by dwcampbell99 February 5, 2009

Clint Eastwood 

Noun: A person who is grumpy, intolerant and slightly racist. Often uses racial and ethnic slurs when talking to or about other people, in a derogatory and affectionate way.

Very abrasive.

Will make absurd comments just for the hell of it.

"My dad is such a Clint Eastood. He keeps calling the Asian family next door gooks and keeps calling the homeless guy on the corner a no good freeloading son of a bitch."

"He won. Get over it and quit being such a Clint Eastwood."

Clint Eastwood by MrDude1986 January 23, 2013

Clint Eastwood 

Along with being an amazing actor, he's also a Libertarian.

"I mean, I've always been a Libertarian. Leave everybody alone. Let everybody else do what they want. Just stay out of everybody else's hair." - Clint Eastwood

Clint Eastwood by Dancing with Fire January 4, 2013

Clint Eastwood 

To call someone or something Clint Eastwood is the greatest compliment anyone can get.

"Wow, that was Clint Eastwood, you punting those terminally ill kids off a bridge."

Clint Eastwood by Urban Dictionary January 21, 2006

eastwooding 

The act of speaking to an empty chair. Made famous by Clint Eastwood, speaking to an invisible President Obama in an empty chair at the 2012 Republican National Convention.

Some guy: Dude, are you talking to yourself?
Me: No, I'm eastwooding the sofa!

eastwooding by I am Chuck f*#)# Norris! August 31, 2012

Clit Eastwood 

"Clit Eastwood" is a term I use to describe badass female police officers who feel they have to "take control" of a nonexistant situation.

Clit Eastwood keeps her hand on her sidearm while breaking my stones about my dirty license plate.

Clit Eastwood by Overdrive December 28, 2005

Clint Eastwood 

While having sex, you stop and say to the woman; "You have to ask yourself one question. 'Do i feel lucky?'" Then you proceed to bust a load on the woman, either blinding or straight up killing her, then bend forward and blow the extra semen off your weiner like smoke out of the barrel of a pistol. Then walk slowly off into the sunset.

There has only been one recorded case of someone administering a Clint Eastwood. It was Clint Eastwood himself. He was good, she was bad, and it was ugly.

Clint Eastwood by Crazy Samost January 21, 2009