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Batting Practice 

The act or practice of using an emotionally unstable (or otherwise un-dateable) person as a sexual batting cage, so as to be prepared for when you step up to bat in a game that matters (see: hottie)
Marty: "So, I hear you've been dating this Emily for quite some time...is it getting serious?"

Jimbo: "Not at all, I just want to be prepared for when I meet a girl that matters to me. Actually, any girl that is capable of spelling would be an improvement over the one I have now. I haven't even stepped up to plate yet, this is still batting practice."

Blasting 

PLaying loud music so every one else can here while ear buds are still in ears and no one else wants to here
Spencer stop blasting your manson
Blasting by Jack Dusich March 7, 2009

Blasting Taft 

The act of masturbation, a term popularized by certain message boards. Reference to the 27th President of the United States, William Howard Taft.
"I was in the bathroom the other night and my girlfriend totally walked in on me while I was Blasting Taft."

"Please excuse me from the dinner table. I'm afraid I have to go Blast some Taft."

"Hey! Blast your own Taft!"
Blasting Taft by moonmaster July 3, 2007

Straddle Blasting 

When your on a first date and the bitch your with decides to crank it up a notch, jumps on top of you, wraps her legs around your waist, visciously inserts her tongue into the back of your esophagus, all while dry humping the hell out of your dong.
"Ah man, last night me and Shannon were watchin this movie and then out of no where she jumped on top of me and began Straddle Blasting the fuck outta me!"

blasting a dookie

a term in when your about to take a bad shit, a feel like your going to "blast" it out of your ass
Man I got to go and balst a dookie.

turd-blasting 

v:turd/blast/ing-The act of having anal sex.
Kid 1: Is Billy straight?
Kid 2: No, Billy loves a good turd-blasting