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langhorne beefsteak 

First introduced in 1994 in historic Langhorne, Pennsylvania. During anal intercourse, the female shits, resulting in a shit covered dick. The dick is then placed in a hotdog bun which is then eaten by the recipient. This is not to be confused with a chili dog. Toppings may be added such as mustard or ketchup.
My girl said she was hungy so she served me up a langhorne beefsteak. I said hold the onions.
langhorne beefsteak by Mr. Slap August 3, 2008
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the beetis 

diabetes as spoken by Wilford Brimley, that fat guy with the walrus mustache from the liberty medical commercials.

Some guy: Holy shit! when i eat candy i have strokes and shit myself before falling into a coma. What do you think is wrong with me?

His buddy: I'll bet you have the beetis dude.
the beetis by Wilford Brimly August 25, 2008
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A hipster DJ with a beard, glasses and a jew-fro
That beefus is ruining radio
Beefus by NotaBeefus May 14, 2019

beefstache

used to describe a grade A mustache that appears to have had meat particles in it. There are different variations such as chickenstache, troutstache, and baconstache. Essentially the meats are used to describe the particular hair color, thickness, and girth of the male. These kind of stache's are especially popular with the ladies and are meant to be stroked, petted, combed and in rare occasion, licked.
"That guy has the biggest beefstache I have ever seen!"


beefstache by b.s.a.s. April 10, 2009
The tender area between the balls and the penis.
Man 1: "Hey man, what did that guy steal?"
Man 2: "Not sure. He won't tell us."
Man 1: "Have you squeezed his beenis?"
Man 2: "No I haven't. Brb."
Man 1: "Wow. Squoze his beenis hard and he squealed all the info."
Man 2: "Nice!"
Man 1: "High five!"
Man 2: "Ya no. Wash your hands first. You just grabbed another mans beenis."
Beenis by Stevie Boo Boo April 8, 2019

beefystik 

this girl is absolutely nuts…. she goes crazy for cocoa puffs and needs to get a grip. beware as she is not who you think she is behind a screen… Beard man on fortnite Beefy so Beef
when beefystik eats beef she goes wild, this is when you need to RUN AWAY.
beefystik by avahahausushsjshs June 22, 2021
The scientific term for a bee's penis.
"I've seen many a penis, but never a beenis."
Beenis by BeenisLover April 19, 2018