Bammered 

Being drunk or intoxicated with a bang.

Last night we got so bammered, we tried to break into Jean Michael's house.

Bammered by Kokokeka October 9, 2008

bammer 

A term used in the Southeast U.S. to describe arrogant, redneck fans of the University of Alabama football program. Most bammers have never set foot on the school's campus, much less taken a class or graduated from there, and don't care about any sport other than football. A bammer usually can't tell you anything about the University of Alabama unless it is football related. More intelligent bammers may know that the school is in Tuscaloosa, but don't count on it. Despite having absolutely no affiliation with the school besides liking their football team, bammers use the word "we" when talking about Bama football. They will also pick a fight over "their" school, especially if you talk smack about Bear Bryant. Bammers have a deep-seated hatred for Auburn football, often referring to anyone affiliated with Auburn as a "barner," and are very sore losers. You are most likely to find bammers in trailer parks, and in line to collect either unemployment or welfare.

No, he didn't even graduate high school. He's just a bammer.

bammer by JuniperPaw November 14, 2010

bamped 

Getting in trouble, locked up in jail/prison.

Anan$i: "Yo you heard from Jet lately?"
Trill: "Yo you ain't hear? He got bamped."
Anan$i: "Say you swear?"
Trill: "On God. B&E. 12 picked him up at the crib."

bamped by Anan$i March 21, 2017

Blammed 

Uk and Chicago slang for ‘shot’.

Started in Chicago but became very popular in early UK drill and since then been used by both cities

‘Dat nig got blammed’
‘Dont play wid dat boy hes done bare blammings’
‘lean out the ride then blam it’

Blammed by UkNyc December 1, 2022

The Bammer Hammer 

The ignition device of the boom dust to shoot a pew from a pew shooter.

"I think the bammer hammer is jammed"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"

The Bammer Hammer by Lavabite October 26, 2020

Dry Bummed

A term for anal sex without lubrication. The term is commonly used to express a painful experience - such as a scalding telling off from your boss.

I had better finish this work to a high standard or I will get dry bummed

Dry Bummed by Ali October 24, 2004

Bummed in the face 

Phrase from a joke by Ross Noble from his show Fizzy Logic
Telling you to never have a bum faced child because when they get embarrassed a baboon my take a liking to them. Resulting in the child being bummed in the face.

"The child's being bummed in the face!"

"Bummed in the face?"

"Yes, bummed in the face!"

Bummed in the face by .E August 14, 2009