Artemis 

Greek goddess of the hunt. She was protector of all wild things, all creature young(including humans), and has some part in childbirth(she helped her mother, Leto, deliver her twin brother Apollo). She was a virgin goddess, and required all her female followers to be the same. She WAS NOT the goddess of the moon. This mistaken idea is caused by her identification with the Roman goddess Diana. The Greek goddess of the moon was Selene.

Artemis cared not for love or romance, but only the chase.

Artemis by geinman June 14, 2013

Artemis Syndrome

Benign Artemis Syndrome: An mild occurrence in the first few months of being in the Artemis Faculty, where slight disappointment and resentment are present as common symptoms and the subject retains much of his "eyesight". Complete recovery possible by lucking into a "plentiful" CCA.

Malignant Artemis Syndrome: Subject experiences regret and envy, this stage is indicated by a markedly quick rate of deterioration in "eyesight". Sociologists recommend social rehabilitation, preferably in other countries of ample opportunity, sustenance through "porno mags" is inadvisable and may result in worsening emotions at the trade-off of keeping "eyesight" healthy.

Final Stage Artemis Syndrome: Subject accepts the "Artemis Faculty" and embraces what may become his death. Others may take the easy way out and commit suicide. There is no known cure for Final Stage AS.

Hey man, I heard Jim went to Sweden to pursue his studies, lucky bastard eh ? I heard the chicks there are really hot !

No way dude! he was diagnosed with Malignant Artemis Syndrome and is going there for emergency treatment !!

Artemis Syndrome by theArtemician September 4, 2010

Artemis 

one who is destined to be a great tree in their next rebirth.

"yo dat whodi be a Artemis, shes gonna be a dam tree after she dies"

Artemis by Big Thug Dug January 26, 2009

Artem

A man wich has PHD (pretty huge dick), loves to fuck everything that moves.

I like Artem

Artem by GORILKA November 24, 2021

Artem

Name

My name is Artem

Artem by anonymous December 10, 2020

Artemi

Zyzz fanclub president aka #1 zyzz fan, #zyzz brah #zyzzcreatine

Other synonyms: Little brodie, little bro, little companion, väike vend

Artemi: this protein is so zyzz brah!

Artemi by PeeterTsanev November 20, 2022

THE artery 

THE artery, noun, thē ˈär-tə-rē

internet meme denoting extremely abstruse writing as well as any absurd situation in general

In the TV action drama series '24' season 7 episode 6, 1-2 p.m. it is revealed that the character Tony Almeida survived his apparent death from two seasons ago because Henderson, the alleged killer, purposefully missed THE artery, while stabbing him gruesomely.

It is commonly assumed that there are 20 arteries in the human body and at least as many ways of explaining away a TV character's apparent death and bringing him back into a series; however the writers came up with the purposeful miss of THE (one and only) artery. Hence this became a new standard for lame and sloppy writing.

H8er, arrogant: "'24' never really jumped the shark, but totally missed THE artery with that backwoods cracker fuck sub plot in season 8."

Fanboi, erratic: "NO! They purposefully dragged on the redneck penetration of CTU operations and hillbilly investigation of CTU personnel during a national crisis with international repercussions."

THE artery by wurzel_gemüse April 7, 2010